A year ago to this day, an epic sexy well endowed and modest man called Chris aka e-alias Expert, created a 3 word story that would soon take over the forum with a bombardment of hilarious 3 word per post bits that create an even more HILARIOUS story.

The story goes as follows:



Once upon a time, there was [ECTOs] and Richard Simmons, who liked little unicorn fist fucking. Which explained why darren is still popping those pills while anally inserting a large black penis into his buscuit, while Reave was getting slammed by del's wife who was unsatisfied with his size. So he got some Viagra and grew elephant penis.
Once he learned that it had 1 extra testicle, it made difficulties attracting female gender and asked Del to induce ejaculation.
"OH MY GOD" he screamed fiercely. To our surprise, it was Sane! Pulsating with many robust vocabulary words.
Del decided to shit his pants and suck crusties off Megan Fox posters at Wal-Mart.
Such a pervert was Red that Del now wanted intergalactic space nookie with a manatee and Paul Stanley, who ate out Del's large burrito vagina with a big sloppy whale tongue. As he came, golden rays of jizz began to pour down from Matt's gooch while Dev swallowed it like a champ. Frenzie's mom's busty vagina lips were forming the words "I love Del".
Dev is a really hot mofo transvestite who enjoys being inside Del all the time.

One day when Dev was fucking a goat named Edward, he noticed his small manhood leaking battery acid on the carpet.
"Oh my!", said Red. "Fuck you John Jacob Jinglehimerschmit for giving me a hot karl and a jug of bat piss", burning into his retina.
Frog Scepter's drop for me in my dreams of volcanic cumshots, slowly oozing from my comforter, onto Del's outstretched tongue which was currently licking Red's mom's labia of course. While his cat ate out Dev's mom's moldy vag' during an oil spill crisis in Lion's Arch. Rurik wasn't lying about the seven hookers who had chlamydia and chocolate pretzels that infected his mouth. "Holy shit", he exclaimed, while playing with himself.

Damn Red, you love cock rings that jingle when you stick them in Dev's pussy hole which contains Oompa Loompa's dancing. It tickles my nipple and giant doors suddenly arise from the mists of Jaga Moraine. Red went in and found a set of tits, big American tits, covered with vomit and dipped in Aunt Jemima syrop, he licked them.
Globs of Ectoplasm stream down Del's big beach ball of epic massive greatness...this thread is fucking worthless! So everyone should stop fucking posting! But they won't suck Joan Rivers because she has flying trapeze trophies that she conceals between her legs.
When Steve shaves Mio's hairy balls, they both wonder if his balls are clean, so they have Jeffers buttcheek-squeegee 'em. Which is an intense situation for Chris to lick even more Cohone's.

Will it ever end? I don't think so because "hippies rarely shower", Lamb Chop said. As the song goes right round the toilet bowl of epic butt with whipped cream and Micheal Jackson's press-permed pubes dyed bright crimson for sex appeal.
Describes anal seepage as a good way to make peppermint cock ring that vibrate giving Brazilian foot jobs to overzealous hermaphrodites living in solitary eggshells from giant hairy nut sack resembling Hot Pockets.
I cant believe it's not butter.

"Please Close Thread", says guru fags. Rain down on sparkly orange balls.
"What made everyone start this again? Slide down his Clockwork Orange face", Santa Claus exclaimed. "I touch boys too", he declared.
The Who's nodded as Cindy-Lou gargled Santa's succulent semen and snorted blow. "What a hoe driving a 4x4 full of prostitutes that are elves in a pornhouse".

Big orange popsicles, small orange balls and ripe yellow jugs of sun dried feces.
Michael Jackson got melted down into Lego's, so the world's Crayola crayon using tiny testicles for external use only.
Feces from Red's anal cavity flies straight up into Mott's momma's mouth. Giant penis explosion soon followed the cunnilingus performing dwarves.

Feminine hygiene products are usually tested on homeless Midgets. Which of course offends the Swedish but turns on the Amish Deathstar who destroyed "Flargdarp" the magic leprechaun.
Razor is so fly dawg.
How much wood could Laynie really take in her giant Volkswagen Beetle? Don't lie, it was her very bountiful imaginary cash wad that she stashed in her imaginary Swiss bank account of Monopoly money, to pay for THR railroad situation which only offers breast implants and penis reductions, but Michael Jackson rapes little boys.
Milk cartons missing picture.
Mio actually posted about his love of big green buds to smoke like crackheads should.
Wheres my car? Your car is under the bed where it belongs along with his dirty magazines, fake tits, and scorpions which were very abused, loved, and masturbated over by Jeffers and his sidekick Del.
Meanwhile the big fox that Scott mysteriously hid in his 10XL underpants was trying to tickle his knee just the right way.
"OH BABY, that made me feel like I had a huge erection. Erections make gais squirm and flee like commitment, as making a batsuit out of a six-hundred count sheet of really white picked cotton.

Tiger really enjoys big slabs of meat next to his amazing blue batsuit in his cave. VROOM, goes batmobiles into your face like how I am a twit a bucktoothed hoe that enjoys making me ham sandwiches. "THATS NOT HAM, YOU STUPID WHORE". Make it yourself before I have to pimp slap your fuckin ass with a slab of Grade Ay Thunderfist's Brass Knuckles.
I really fucking hate Maester. He's a really large lag spike whore with a bad, I mean good, set of jugs that jiggle while he faps in pr0 circle jerk. When hes looking at your mother's testicles danglin in Graces gynecologists' fallopian view.
"WHAT THE FUCK, you dirty whore! I didnt want internal dangling testicles! DEL", shouted Dev.
"Shes not that freakin fat dumbass".

I like dumbass says Mr. Smallpenis (aka Red) while Dev sucks a wahweepop, unaware that Del raped the establishment's conformist whilst sitting upon a massive uniboob that Laynie sprouted from her vagina.
Doctors couldnt figure out why their fingers were moist when pulled out said uniboob, however expert has smallpenisitis that Dev sucks whilst sitting upon Maester's face teabagging his stupiddumbass failfuckedface.
Dev loves to teabag daily because hourly would turn Maester on while Laynie sucks on some candy flavored nut sacks and a lot of dick flavored cocks.

"What a big wet, bouncy, sexy set of Portuguese mice you have that sparkle and gyrate on my pair on testicles.
The unbathed fairy licked a pair of inanimate objects tasting like fried chicken. She found out IT WAS NOT. (DUMDUMDUM). The chicken farmer, also the fairy's next door neighbor, was actually very endowed mk. Big sausage and olives on the pizza of sweet sweet extra strong mocha.

And as the story ends, all the guild's E-bitches suck Experts big snosage.
The End.

ROFL. ROFL. ROFL.

OH EM GEE! Fantastic work putting this together. WTB Paragraph?

I'll work on updating your post with formatting and stuff. As long as this is, though, it'll take some time. May have to do it in chunks

One day when Dev was fucking a goat named Edward, he noticed his small manhood leaking battery acid on the carpet.


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LOLz it got crazy towards the end. thats crazy you compiled it all together... still feel bad for my gynecologist, LOL though im glad it turned out to not be my face so whew. haha