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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-09-13, 7:21 pm

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-09-14, 3:27 pm

LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2010-01-21, 5:42 pm

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another load scream reverberates though the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and everytime I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of nuts."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2010-01-21, 7:08 pm

LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2010-01-21, 10:09 pm

Hahahahahahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Contagious   2010-01-22, 6:59 am

A teacher asks her class to use the word contagious.

Roland, the class swot, gets up and says, 'Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious.'

'Well done Roland,' says the teacher. 'Can anyone else try?'

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails says, 'My Gran says there's a bug going round and it's contagious.'

'Well done, Katie,' says the teacher. 'Anyone else?'

Little Johnny jumps up and says, 'Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a 4 cm brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious.'
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2010-02-11, 7:20 pm

I THINK POP MUSIC IS STUPID
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2010-09-15, 4:35 am

Jokes about menstruation are the lowest form of humor. Period.
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2010-09-15, 5:15 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2010-09-15, 5:24 pm

- What did the leper say to the prostitute?
- Keep the tip.

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And one, that's specially translated for the ECTOs forums from a foreign language by me:

- What's the hardest part of being a figure skater?
- Telling your dad that you're gay.
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2010-10-13, 4:10 am

So, this drunk guy gets to his wife and tells her. Woman! Tonight I'm fucking you in the ear. She panicked and answered, Hell no! I might end up deaf. Then he laughs and says, Liar! Last time you didn't ended up mute!

And who can forget about the famous cruel joke:

What are 50 epileptics doing together in a room?
Bubble party!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2011-07-04, 8:02 pm

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus....
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2011-07-05, 3:17 am

What's red and bad for your teeth?

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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2011-07-05, 11:59 am

^quality joke
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2011-07-05, 5:54 pm

Confucius say, Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.
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