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PostSubject: This is what happens when Laynie gets bored...   2009-09-13, 5:57 pm

So as some of you know, I worked this weekend at a biker thing for my step dad's work. Basically I sat in the shop trailer and sold merchandise for the store. Anyway, today I got REALLY bored (I don't know why I didn't think of this yesterday because it was worse) and so I decided to write some notes about the people walking around. You might find some of these funny, or offensive. I don't know. Anyway... this is "Dear so and so"


Dear lady in turquoise,
Please pull up your boobs, they are about to fall out the bottom of your shirt.

Dear chick in the corset tube top,
Even if you're skinny, love handles can still happen. You're muffin topping in your jeans AND shirt.

Dear everyone with ass-less chaps,
You don't need to walk around in them, you aren't on your bike

Dear millions of people with tiny dogs,
They might be cute to look at when you dress them up in filly pink shit, but if they start barking I will kick. Neutral

Dear tribute band for Alice Cooper:
Please play with the blow-up doll again, that was hilarious, oh and please throw blood on people like you said you would, that would probably make me pee my pants.

Dear black bikers,
I still think it's freakin awesome seeing you guys at these events

Dear chicks,
it doesn't make you look more attractive to wear swim suit tops around, especially when you're older and there's no straps

Dear drunkies,
Please do not put your alcohol on my trailer ledge and forget it for OTHER drunkies to spill

Dear guy without a shirt,
You might have nice pecs, but you have a beer gut. No, just no.

Dear tribute band again,
WTF KINDA PROP IS THAT?! HAHA Mannequin with long-ass blond hair

Dear old bikers,
Your ZZ Top beards crack me up

Dear lady who just bought a bunch of stuff,
Thanks for paying in cash (seriously) AND for making me able to get rid of this now empty receipt packet!

Dear lady that's 50,
Don't wear your short shorts swim suit with the bra looking top with boots. Actually, just wear more clothes, I don't care if you just won a prize for being in a bikini...

Dear immense beer belly guys,
I think you might have an idea of what carrying a child is like, weight-wise O.O

Dear cigar smokers,
Don't be upwind of me. That shit smells... unless it's a flavored one. Then I don't mind.

LOVE,
Laynie



Gotta love biker conventions.....
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PostSubject: Re: This is what happens when Laynie gets bored...   2009-09-13, 6:05 pm

eh O_o
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PostSubject: Re: This is what happens when Laynie gets bored...   2009-09-13, 6:11 pm

holy shit laynie, classic.
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PostSubject: Re: This is what happens when Laynie gets bored...   2009-09-13, 6:12 pm

If you've never been to a biker rally, you probably wouldn't understand many of these.... Lol
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PostSubject: Re: This is what happens when Laynie gets bored...   2009-09-13, 7:20 pm

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite
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PostSubject: Re: This is what happens when Laynie gets bored...   2009-09-13, 8:57 pm

priceless. That is all.
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PostSubject: Re: This is what happens when Laynie gets bored...   2009-09-14, 3:16 am

amaretto creme wrote:
If you've never been to a biker rally, you probably wouldn't understand many of these.... Lol
you dont say :p, to me you sound like a crazy nut (in the nicest way possible <3)
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PostSubject: Re: This is what happens when Laynie gets bored...   2009-09-14, 12:52 pm

Lol thanks. Razz But seriously, you have to go to at least one and just people watch. You'd then understand EVERYTHING, I'm saying. Hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: This is what happens when Laynie gets bored...   2009-09-14, 2:13 pm

I would say WTF, like what,. who where what when how that happen, the hell...
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PostSubject: Re: This is what happens when Laynie gets bored...   2009-09-14, 3:19 pm

That's a change of pace, nice Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: This is what happens when Laynie gets bored...   2009-09-14, 3:50 pm

To be honest, I think the lady in turquoise wins the amusing contest. Her boobs seriously looked like they were gonna fall out the bottom of her shirt at any moment. I wish I could have taken a picture to scar you all. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: This is what happens when Laynie gets bored...   2009-09-14, 8:45 pm

i for one am glad you didn't but google does exist for you surely folk
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PostSubject: Re: This is what happens when Laynie gets bored...   2009-09-14, 11:09 pm

LOL
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