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PostSubject: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-29, 7:44 pm

What does a womens vagina and a tin roof have in commen? If you dont nail it good enough it might end up over at the neighbors house.
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-29, 8:05 pm

haha.... have that problem alot do ya??
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-29, 9:01 pm

Omg I'm lolling for real. Good one. XD
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-29, 9:19 pm

A teenage girl asked her mom, is it true babies come out where boys put their penis? Her mom said yes. The girl said, wont that break my jaw?
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-29, 9:35 pm

Laynie is very scared of this problem hapening to her aswell!! thats y she will nva be having kids, lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-29, 9:39 pm

LOL Oh you guys. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-29, 9:40 pm

and you smile bout it?? wats that implying?? Surprised
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-29, 9:42 pm

So I'm not allowed to laugh now? Sad FINE I WON'T! >: |
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-29, 9:44 pm

hey! i nva said that...

dnt cry laynie...
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-29, 9:53 pm

Vodka-19.99
Motel-54.99
Condoms-2.99
Finding out she swallows and loves it in the ass? PRICELESS Fuck Mastercard. It pays to Discover


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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-29, 9:55 pm

Some women... Hehe
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-29, 10:02 pm

ive gotten that one on the phone b4
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-29, 10:16 pm

priceless...
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-07-30, 5:53 am

usranger1 wrote:
Vodka-19.99
Motel-54.99
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Finding out she swallows and loves it in the ass? PRICELESS Fuck Mastercard. It pays to Discover

BAHAHAHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-08-02, 12:34 am

A white chick took a black guy into a room and said "show me if its true what they say about black guys." So he beat her and stole her purse.
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-08-02, 2:36 am

lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-08-02, 3:47 am

Surprised i thought it was gunna be sumthng else! lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-08-02, 7:35 pm

lol gotten that one too on my phone
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-08-04, 2:52 pm

what do you get when you mix a korean and a puerto rican? a guy who can steal a car but cant drive it
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-08-29, 6:23 pm

A string goes into a bar and orders a drink..
the barmaid says "we don't serve your kind here"
so the string goes out side and messes up his hair then twists him self into a pretzel and walks back into the bar..
the barmaid says "hey aren't you that string that was just in here?"
the string says "nope I'm afraid not."

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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-08-31, 12:53 pm

Some good stuff in here .... Smile
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-09-13, 3:12 am

Jane initially met Tarzen in the junglr, she was attracted to him, and during herquestions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? "tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to himwhat sex was. Tarzan said "Oh.... Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree". Horrified Jane said " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "what did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Just checking for squirrel."
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-09-13, 6:34 am

HAHA, so much quality stuff in here :p
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-09-13, 3:20 pm

thats even funnier to me cause we sing a cadence about tarzan and Jane xD
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PostSubject: Re: The Random Joke of the Day   2009-09-13, 5:45 pm

Oh ghad. Neutral Lol
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